A Tight Squeeze

Sometimes a guy likes variety.  I mean, I sleep all day and sometimes need a change of scenery.  In my recent search for a new place to rest my head I found some socks that were left in the clean clothes hamper just waiting for me to snuggle up on.  I spend most of the night here but after serious hacking and wheezing the peeps made me get out.  When I have to make myself into that tight of a ball some things just get a little too squished including my airway. 

A Good Read

I am a very sophisticated dog.  I appreciate a good book when I see one.  Recently I was caught on the bed enthralled with Thunderstruck by Eric Larson. If you haven't read the book, I highly recommend it.  Thankfully both of the peeps like to read so I have a whole collection of things to read while they're away. 

I LOVE the snow!  We got about 9 inches the other day. When we went out for my morning stroll I was pleasantly surprised.  It was so tall I couldn't walk.  I had to rock back and forth otherwise my belly would hold me up and my legs didn't touch the ground.  Yep, I'd be high centered.  I love to prance and jump and run in the snow.  I never seem to get tired.  I feel like a puppy all over again, until I get home and crash. 

Vitamin Water

When the peeps leave in the evening it really irks me!  It doesn't matter if they're home all day, they just don't understand that evenings are for families.  Well, the other night they left.  I don't know where they went, but they left.  Actually to make things worse the girl didn't even come home from work.  The boy just disappeared.  Awful! 

I like to get into things when they're gone in the evening.  Mostly because I'm trying to train them to be better peeps.  They don't seem to get it yet, so I will probably continue to cause trouble until they figure it out.  

I found a whole 20 pack of very colorful vitamin water sitting in the kitchen.  Okay, I know I'm color blind but they were many different shades of gray which is possibly as stimulating as it comes.  I helped myself to one.  Just one.  Nobody would know.  I carried it to the living room, chewed on the top until it popped off and flew around and disappeared.  As this happened my delicious vitamin water spewed all over my bed, my blanket and unfortunately the living room floor.  I licked up as much as I could but there is so much in these bottles.  No wonder they come with a lid.  I tried my best to hid it, but the darn stuff wouldn't dry.  I even moved my bed a little to cover the stuff on the floor.  I was going to be in big trouble.  

The peeps came home and I was hoping instead of scolding me they would say 'oh, Deebo always causes so much trouble when we're gone in the evening, maybe we shouldn't do that again'.  Nope.  It didn't happen.  I was in trouble, but not much because neither of my peeps are good at scolding me without laughing.  They're going to be marvelous parents. 

Christmas Pictures

The other day we took a picture as a threesome.  It was so great!  We look smashing.  It took a few tries but we finally got it to work.  I should say the boy owner got it to work and I just looked at the camera when it beeped.  Well, most of the time. 

the tub

I love the bathtub. I like to jump in and drink any residual water in the drain and then lay there. I especially like to do it when I'm hot and I can't seem to cool down fast enough. Don't get me wrong. I certainly don't like to take baths. If anything I'll tolerate a shower but I certainly would rather be dirty.

Don't Leave Me... Or else....

Today is Saturday. Saturday is a day when the people should stay home and really just hang out with me. They can do dishes or whatever else they want to do, but if there is any exiting of the house, it should include me. Believe it or not, that didn't happen today.

This morning after some usual lazy activity the girl owner left. I tried to tell her I was displeased. I howled and jumped up on her while she put her coat on, but she didn't understand the seriousness of my Saturday expectations. Sure, the boy owner was still here, but they are a lot more fun as a pair and I do get twice as much petting time when there are two of them.

As soon as she shut the door I decided I should let her know how unhappy I was with her actions. So, I peed on the kitchen floor. Yep, I just let it go. That will show her. She'll never leave me again. Hah.

My plan was fumbled by the fact that my boy owner (who thought a pipe just broke in the kitchen) came rushing in to see the mess I made. He was not happy. Someday they'll learn I don't like them to leave the house. EVER. Unless I'm with them of course.